A: We are a group of prophets with a penchant for dramatic, poorly-lit meetings in abandoned warehouses.
A: We offer a variety of prophesies, including but not limited to:
A: Simply fill out our membership application, available here.
A: Let's be real, we're not exactly the most trustworthy bunch.
We are the Union of Prophets, and we're here to... well, we're not really sure what we're here for, but we're here, and it's fun!